I think the evidence above speaks for itself. Those innocent-looking, moon-shaped, yellow fruits harbor sinister intentions. Don't trust them, no matter what. More information to come soon.

Read this recorded conversation between the two sheep above and let me know if you still don't believe that sheep are evil.

Sheep 1 (left): "Aww, we look so innocent."

Sheep 2 (right): "Yes, we do. It helps that humans are so stupid, though."

1: "Ya know, they are surprisingly stupid."

2: "It won't be difficult to take over their planet and turn them into slaves."

1: "Good, because, I'm not a very violent sheep."

2: "Me neither."

1: "So, the current plan right now IS to attack their planet, take over, and turn them all into our slaves, right?"

2: "Yes."

1: "Awesome."

2: "The spleen sheepies want us to hurry up, though. We could be in trouble if the attack doesn't begin soon. The invasion has been underway for years and years. But, now, we have all the data we need."

 

Do you need any more evidence against them? I certainly hope not.

Caught in the act! That penguin was arrested last week for hacking into the U.S. government computer network. What was he doing? He claims he was playing computer solitaire. Yeah, right. Isn't that what all the guilty computer-hackers are saying these days? The gov't says the penguin was attemtping to completely crash the Internet and all computer systems, which would severely bruise our American economy. Hmm....solitaire, huh?